1. Do not try to fix the past, rearrange the future

2. If in doubt, find out

3. Use more than 2 fingers when typing

4. Never have less than 5 differently coloured pens at your desk

5. "Why it won't work" must imperatively be replaced by "What would be great"

6. Shake every man's hand, kiss every woman's cheek

7. Know who everybody is and where they are from

8. Sing a minimum of 3 different songs each day

9. Be honest

10. Smile dammit